Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label children. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

[Repost] Dear future Husband

Today I had the pleasure of taking an 8year old to school…while I was doing the “school run” it dawned on me that the morning ”school run” is not for me.
So I propose a solution…you my darling husband can drop our kids at school in the morning and I will gladly pick them up in the afternoon, I much rather prefer the afternoon school run, I feel that there is less pressure in the afternoon, the morning run is filled with soccer moms who hang around chatting to each other in their matching velvet tracksuits- which is supposed to look like they’re about workout but no one with hair as coiffed as theirs is about to work out-.. so you see that is by far too much pressure for me, no way am I doing hair and make-up before 8am but that’s another for another letter.
So you do the morning run and I’ll do the afternoon, if that arrangement doesn’t work for you then let’s send them boarding school where we can both collect them every 3 months…..
Sincerely
Tarryn.

Dear Future Husband

I know how men feel about having sons, but I feel that I must confess to you that we will be having daughters.
I know its not my decision to make but I honestly feel like I am going to be a mother to daughters, I hope that our brood will consist of at least one son who will carry on your name and all the rest, and it would be nice to have at least one of each.
The other factor is that the female gene is very strong in my family so I'm guessing that will play a factor.
So don’t throw out your blue baby clothes just yet but I strongly suggest you go and buy some pink.
Sincerely
Tarryn

[Repost] Dear Future Husband

Happy Fathers Day!!
Whoever you are,wherever you are.
By this post you now realise,that Children will definitely be in our future…and quite a lot of them.
Don’t worry I have all the names picked,so you have less to worry about.
On this day we’ll celebrate who you are as a father!
I fully expect you to be a hands on dad,who will love his children unconditionally!
Our children must become our number 1 priority(though of course it would benefit you if I was no 1 once in a while).
Sincerely,
Tarryn