Dear Future Husband

I recently watched a TV show where this couple argued over who slept on what side of the bed and it occured to me that in order to avoid an argument, we should just sort the sleeping arrangments out once and for all.

I sleep on the left hand side of the bed and well…thats that!

I wish there was some special reason why I need to sleep on the left but there isn’t, I have always slept on the left, its just the way its been for the last 24 years.

Now of course if you are a left side sleeper than I am willing to compromise, so everytime we go away or sleep in a bed thats not ours, you are more than welcome to sleep on the left-see what I did there? I just ensured more holidays for us-I think that is a fair compromise.

If you are a right side sleeper, then well we’ll have no problem then will we?, though of course a holiday here and there to shake sleeping arrangments up a bit wouldn’t go unappreciated.

Sincrerely

Tarryn

Dear Future Husband

I love watching television as much as the next person, I find it a great source of entertainment, HOWEVER I feel obliged to inform you that I will under no circumstances allow you to put a Television set in our bedroom.

The Bedroom is supposed to be a calming place, a place where you can truely just relax and unwind, its a place where we can sit and talk or read books or….well you know….

The bedroom is NOT the place for you to watch sport nor is it the place for me watch old musicals on TCM, if you are someone who cannot fall asleep without a TV I suggest you fix that problem and quickly!

The same rule applies to laptops and series, while its fine and fun in our singlehood, I assure you it will not be in our marriage.

Of course if you’re home alone or sick in bed entertain yourself by watching series, but not when we’re together, we should be engrossed in each others lives not the lives of ficitional characters.

Sincerely

Tarryn