Dear Future Husband

Dear Future Husband,

Please ensure that you are NOT a sportsman.

If you have to be a sportsman I would prefer it if you were a Rugby or Cricket player(preferably Rugby,because the game of Cricket bores me to sobs).

If you are indeed a dreaded Soccer or Basketball player,please change your chosen sport,because I will not be cheated on and I know how soccer and basketball players love to take a stroll around the block.

Sincerely
Tarryn