Dear Future Husband

 have had the misfortune of kissing men, nay Boys, who smoke and chug beer.

Now its not the boys I’m opposed to,its the cigarettes and beer.

I think its important that you know,that I am not a fan of smoking,and if you are a smoker I sincerely hope you quit the habit before you get down on one knee.

Smoking will no doubt leave our house and cars smelling like ashtrays!
But even worse than our house and cars,is the fact I will have to make out with an ashtray!

Now add beer to the mix and I want to throw up!

If you are going to drink beer please chew a stick of gum before engaging in a game of tonsil hockey with me.

Sincerely,
Tarryn